Random Ironic Nationalism

PrincessToadstool: You say 'being Scottish' as if it's a bad thing.

Wonderboy: Isn't it?

PrincessToadstool: It's better than being Irish - at least the Scottish never sent an official message of condolence to Germany when Hitler died!

Wonderboy: Yeah, but probably only because they couldn't find anyone who could write.

PrincessToadstool: Well I bet the Irish just sent a potato with a sad face drawn on it.

I must have laughed for about ten minutes.